Drunk Dialing or He's Totally Committed

I received the following call at 10:48 PM-

"Hi honey. It's me. I'm sitting in my car in the parking lot across from N and wanted to call you to tell you that after the gig at B- I stopped in to N- for a cocktail and the bar tender tonight is a young early 20 something who was wearing this very short plaid skirt. Very short, and when she bent over it was real hard to tell if she was wearing a thong or not...so I got out of there quick.  See? Just wanted to re-assure you that I'm being a good boy."

"Good- now what you should have done is jumped over the bar and had your way with her." I replied. "That would have been the Bass Player thing to do."

"Yeah, but I didn't!  I'm committed to you!  I'm trying to be a good boy and I was a good boy."

"Thank you. You are funny."

The conversation digressed from there and doesn't need repeating.  How can you tell that a Swede has been drinking?  The fact that they will call you up and tell you that they just saw a naked butt and ran from the room to call you and tell you this. Sober- a Swede wouldn't even mention a bare ass if one was mooning them in broad daylight.  It's a deadly combination, Swedish ancestry and musicianship combined with alcohol.  Makes my life entertaining but for how long?  It's gonna be a very interesting engagement.