What started as a collection of rants and raving while suffering the mind-numbing cold of the Upper Mississippi Valley has now become observations of assimilating to the State of Alabama.
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Sunday, January 17, 2010

Job Interviews, Mind-numbing Cold and Shootings- Or Yet Another Sign From God.

Got the call either right before Christmas or just after can't remember now.  It was a VA hospital in north central Minnesota that I had applied to for a job.  So ok- scheduled interview for just after New Years and drove up with the intention of getting a room for the night and having a bit of a vacation. Vacation in Jan with sub zero temps means hotel with a hot tub to soak in.  We are not high maintenance people here in the upper midwest.


So had nice time in hot tub and made it to interview and drove back to home and wait.  Three days later phone call comes and by jimminy they offer me the job!!!! 5 grand a year more than I'm making now, federal bennies, federal retirement yeah! I accept.  So now it's panic and try to decide what to keep and what to throw and hope that God will find someone to buy my shack so that I can get settled in a reasonable amount of time.


Some weeks later the following happened just down the street from my humble abode- so yet another sign the Almighty is looking out for me.


A town of Shelby man is at a La Crosse hospital after being shot in his mobile home late Thursday.
Three men dressed in  stocking caps, bandanas or scarves and winter coats tried to force their way into a residence at the La Crosse Mobile Home Park, 4625 Mormon Coulee Road, about 11:30 p.m., then shot through the door, hitting the man in the right collarbone as he tried to keep them outside, La Crosse County sheriff's Capt. Kurt Papenfuss said.
The man, whose name was not released, was taken to Gundersen Lutheran Medical Center, but he was conscious and his wound was not considered life-threatening, Papenfuss said. Gundersen Lutheran declined to release the man's condition.
Suspects have been identified, but no arrests have been made, according to law enforcement officials.
A neighbor said he saw an older-style station wagon pull up near the unit and three men get out while the driver waited.
They walked to the mobile home, the neighbor said, and "I thought I heard a firecracker. It wasn't very loud."
"He's a good guy," the neighbor said. "I don't understand why anybody would shoot him."
Investigators believe the incident may have been tied to prescription drugs, Papenfuss said.
No one was in custody as of early today, he said.
The sheriff's department was continuing to comb the area at the mobile home park.
For more on this story, see Saturday's Tribune or check back at www.lacrossetribune.com


So for now I believe in horoscopes since mine said in December that this year 2010 was going to be better than last year.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Job Search- or I Don't Care Where I Go As Long As It Is Somewhere Else.

Work has finally pissed me off to no end. Of course it is entirely my fault and I dutifully fessed up to my f-up. Unfortunately after 30 minutes in the bosses office I was still apparently unable to convince her that I 'get it' and am now apparently expected to snap my fingers and make everything all peaches and cream for the individual that I offended.

I however 'get it' and know in no uncertain terms that the 'offended' individual has no intention in this lifetime or any other to try to 'get me' or my culture (which has a lot to do with living in the early years of the 'New South and seven years of active duty in the Navy) and will probably spend the rest of our collective careers in this institution glaring at me behind my back. Fine. I'm cool with that. I just hope that said 'offended' individual at some point figures out that if they want to try to play -'F*** with me' games that they will learn a very hard lesson, which is 'don't F*** with me after I made a point to fess up and leave them the hell alone for all eternity.

So in a fit of productivity I have since applied for three other jobs in other institutions and have informed my illustrious supervisor of my actions and have at this point received an invitation to interview for one of said three different jobs- none of which are located anywhere in the current shit hole of a town I currently reside in.

So the trailer will finally be cleaned of all it's detritus over the next few weeks in the hope that soon I can sing the immortal words of David Allen Coe as performed by Johnny Paycheck.





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